Hi, i'm Emma. I really like tv shows and youtubers. i tag all the things
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked withi used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
HOLY SHIT OKAY
SOMETIMES I LOOK AT MY OTP AND GO
I WANT TO DATE BOTH OF YOU
BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT MORE IS FOR BOTH OF YOU TO DATE EACH OTHER
AND LET ME WATCH
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
I’m sorry taco